Q&A w/Clover Garden owner Travis Cloverfield
Interviewer: Mr. Cloverfield, thanks for your time. As you know this is all, straightforward, honest Q&A.
TC: Let’s begin. Call me Trav. I don’t like all that Mister sh**.
Interviewer: Trav, okay. Your team saw some major changes after season 16, care to shed some light?
TC: Season 15 we went to the finals, season 16 we fell from 4th to 6th in a day. We should’ve never been in that position. So I cleaned house, brought in this organization’s first women’s head coach, new General Manager and moved every founding member off this team because they were bums.
Interviewer: Were you met with some backlash for trading away founding players?
TC: Absolutely. It was a tough decision, but ultimately winning cures everything in sports.
Interviewer: Which player in particular?
TC: I had seen petitions online calling for me to be fired over cutting Jud Maddux. Little did they know, I own this team. Told them, I’ll shut this bit** down and move this franchise to Montana. Ha ha ha - no. But seriously. I’ll do it. I’m about that life, I grew up in Baltimore.
Interviewer: Now that you guys are champions, what’s the plan moving ahead?
TC: To build off this momentum, we accumulated a 16 game winning streak. I want more nets being cut down. If not I’ll fire personnel and cut players. I’m the Al Davis, George Steinbrenner and Vince McMahon of basketball.
Interviewer: interesting. Which players are you excited about watching next season?
TC: Jesse German has been a work in progress for us. I want him to cut all the fancy passing and be the dominant center I drafted him to be. Won’t come a foot off the ground at 7’2, but will let a 6’6 Guard box him out. Excited to see our new floor General in action, his name is Sun — I don’t know how to pronounce the rest of his name. Why can’t people have normal names like Arthur or John? You have a normal name? What’s your name?
Interviewer. Switching gears. Your current Point Guard is in all likelihood going to be league MVP. You’re willing to sit him for a Guard you signed?
TC: Is a frog’s ass water tight? Reeder was never a true Point, our PG of the future was slow to develop, so we made an adjustment and later sent him packing. I wouldn’t sit him, I’d trade him away.
Interviewer: I am sure once he sees this interview you’ll have some questions to answer.
TC: It’s just business. I don’t owe loyalty to these players. I owe the fans, specifically season ticket holders, I owe them a winning product. I’m always going to look for ways to better the product they pay for.
Interviewer: Okay. Off the record final questions. Favorite color?
TC: Atomic tangerine.
Interviewer: ...Okay. Favorite food?
TC: I don’t know man. Little Caesar’s crazy bread. I feel like I’m filling out a plenty of fish dating profile.
Interviewer: Okay, okay, one more. Favorite movie?
TC: The Goonies
Interviewer: Any last remarks?
TC: F*ck Donald Trump, I’m running for President in 2020. Be sure to check out the team’s victory parade, some players might be gone in season 18.
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