Interview with Real Talk Sports
Interviewer: Look before we begin, let me say this. I know you don’t like me, I don’t like you, so lets just keep it simple, answer these questions and get it over with, cool?
*Trav looks around*
Interviewer: What are you looking for?
TC: You must be talking to someone else, mfer I don’t even know you. I’m already not feeling your vibe.
Interviewer: Yeah, whatever.
TC: Come up in here, in my face, breath smelling like baby sh*t. Here, take this Peppermint candy before you kill us. That breath equally dangerous to the Chernobyl accident. But just call me Trav and we copacetic.
Interviewer: On behalf of Real Talk Sports, I’m Eric Bailey, I’m sitting here with Clover Garden owner, Trav. Trav can you tell us a little about your background?
TC: I grew up in a house.
Interviewer: ...Okay, where at?
TC: In a city.
Interviewer: Okay. Which city?
TC: A city with people.
*Interviewer motions for the camera to cut.*
Interviewer: *Annoyed* Okay, can you answer the questions?
TC: The fu*k you think I’m doing?
Interviewer: Care to be more detailed?
TC: You didn’t say all that, you said keep it simple. But okay.
Interviewer: *Palms forehead* God be with me. Next time I have to cut, interview is over. Roll’em
TC: Why you say God be with you?
Interviewer: It’s this little thing they taught us to say in divinity school.
TC: You’re a Preacher?
Interviewer: I used to be, but I quit. *snarls*
TC: Da*n you people become ordained and just quit like you’re leaving a McDonald’s. Y’all gonna bust h*ll wide open one day. Feet have to already be burning, but you probably think it’s athletes foot.
Interviewer: I get annoyed easily, I start lashing out at people, I want people to look up to me.
TC: So annoyed, that it makes you want to do some dumb sh*t, like burning your Nikes you already paid for, huh?
Interviewer. Exactly - ugh...Anyway, can we get back to task? Roll cameras.
Cameraman: We’ve been live all this time.
Interviewer: What?! Cut.
TC: Welp, that’s my cue that the interview is over. Deuces.
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