Clover Garden Press Conference
Trav: Good afternoon, I’m Travis Cloverfield, owner of Clover Garden. Thank you all for coming out today, let us begin with questions.
CBS News: This morning fans lined up outside this arena in protest of your decision to cut and sell the players that brought this organization and city a championship.
TC: Look. Where are these protesters? Outside, right? Exactly - they’re outside worried about a business move I made that’s paying off for the team already. These are the type of bit*hes that have debt collectors constantly calling their phone and got lights in their kids name, but worried about what a self-made man like myself is doing. These people wouldn’t sweep at their own porch if the broom was in their hand. We have sold out both home games since those players were moved and will sell out today’s home game as well.
Fox Sports: You are a colorful person, has anyone behind the scenes ever whispered to you to tone it down?
TC: You want me to turn down my blackness in other words? I believe in being honest and keeping it 100. Look at me like the President of the country, only I don’t lie and pander to a specific group of confederate flag waving hicks. I tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear. If I want to say “y’all going to he*l” I’ll say it. Say what you mean, mean what you say.
ESPN: You recently stirred a ruckus to some kids and their parents over a plate sale for little league basketball players, can you explain what happened?
TC: Look, fu*k these parents. They were helping raise money for kids to buy new uniforms. I bought a plate and when I opened it, I felt ripped off. These folk tried to sell me a $8 plate of Uncle Ben’s rice, some coleslaw and some cornbread that looked like it was dry enough that choke the sh*t out of a cow. And wanted $1.50 for a can of Walmart Great Value soda. You trying to raise money for kids, or to pay some bills? When people are buying something, make sure it’s a good product, don’t half-as* it and use the kids as a crutch. So what I’ll do is buy the kids the uniforms myself. Anymore questions?
Channel 2: Omar N’Guett cleared waivers and is currently looking for a team, would you welcome him back under a cheaper contract if he isn’t picked up.
TC: He*l naw. Would you take your ex back after nobody wanted her? No you wouldn’t, unless you desperate. I’m not desperate. I am a believer in continuing to move forward. No man that misses not 1, not 2, but 3 wide open layups deserves to wear a jersey here. Fuck that n*g*a.
TC: Thank you all for your time.
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